thedarkscythe: queenofferrets: juzanotherblog: new bra from victoria secret! :)  A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:“Lettuce fuck.”  *slams hand down on the desk* ALRIGHT! I’m ordering a mandatory hour outside for everyone on this website.

thedarkscythe:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:

“Lettuce fuck.” 

*slams hand down on the desk* ALRIGHT! I’m ordering a mandatory hour outside for everyone on this website.

(Source: pretzeljesus)

How did you get started in the industry ?

Tom, did you steal this from Atonement?

(Source: tomhiddleston-gifs)

What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

imaslytherinbitch:

One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.

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a-merry-brandybuck:

a-merry-brandybuck:

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(Source: wearing-ourvintagemisery)

leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

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dietcokeanddirtysecrets:

vardaesque:

auntymana:

whythefuckareyouromeo:

wtfshiroko:

Radioactive (Music Box Version) - Imagine Dragons

by JoshuaSaundersMusic

Well that took me 0.01 seconds to reblog

Eargasm

Oh my synesthesia is doing so many good fucking things right now.

cHRIST

i want this to play me to sleep every night from now until forever

“I’m never gonna wait
that extra twenty minutes
to text you back,
and I’m never gonna play
hard to get
when I know your life
has been hard enough already.
When we all know everyone’s life
has been hard enough already
it’s hard to watch
the game we make of love,
like everyone’s playing checkers
with their scars,
saying checkmate
whenever they get out
without a broken heart.
Just to be clear
I don’t want to get out
without a broken heart.
I intend to leave this life
so shattered
there’s gonna have to be
a thousand separate heavens
for all of my flying parts.”
Andrea Gibson (via czarinna)

(Source: hellanne)

Lauren Cohan Makeup by Jamie Greenberg (x)

(Source: paramorre)

wikatiepedia:

crimsoncamellianeko:

forimuchdesiretospeakwithhim:

wikatiepedia:

from now on I’m going to convey sarcasm over the internet by typing like this

oh wow look how sarcastic that looks

that actually does look really sarcastic though. this is revolutionary

DEAR GOD SOMEONE HAS INVENTED THE SARCASM FONT THIS IS A TIME FOR CELEBRATION

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